Bob Grant Surely Buses are our Friend, Certainly should now Defend. Helps us All to Move Along, “Throwing Under” is just Wrong. Assume all Models are Maligned, Gather them and get Behind. Mini, Maxi, Double Deck, City, School, any Spec. Things with Wheels time to Convey, the Prejudice in this Cliché. If there’s “Throwing” done at All, … Read moreIn Defense of Buses
Google pounced So in Control, on my Yard and Dug a Hole. Been a While yet to Atone, What remains – this Drab Headstone. Did not Ask but that’s OK, guess All Bullies act this Way. name of “Fiber” is this Thing, at my “Age” that “Word” is “King.” Clean the Pipes out that’s the … Read moreGoogle – Clear the Slate with Fiber
You are Da Man so in Command, When it’s your Plan to just Demand, For all to Fan a sad Dreamland, So you can Ban and not Expand, Beyond the Span of your Brass Band, And how you Ran a trite Newsstand, ‘Til you can’t Pan or not Remand, The end is Tan in deep … Read moreYou are Da Man
From the Things I Read and Hear, At my Age – Depressing Fear. Some Brain Cells – Already Gone, Out the Door – Beyond the Lawn? So I have to make a Plan, Remaining Cells they All must Ban. So it’s Not an Aberration, Task goes to Imagination. Perhaps just Give them What they Crave, … Read moreMy Diminishing Brain Cells
An Idea pops into my Head, Added features Then are Bred. Stirred around Into the Mix, Humor and some Funny Quips. This is Oh So very Clever, Certainly a Prime Endeavor. Words are Swirling – Rhyming In, Excited to Let it Begin. Mind is Able and not Shirking, Comfort in that It’s still Working. Time … Read moreProgression of a Bad Idea
If you Hit the Crazy Bone, It might Put you in the Zone. Pain, to Numb, to Ting-hell-ling, Swear Words from your Mouth might Sing. Evolution true or Not, Pros and Cons they Can be Fought. Evidence is What you Need, Point of View you Sure can Plead. I believe the Body’s Changed, Some folks … Read moreThe Crazy Bone
To get me Up I set the Thing, Then I dread When it will Ring. Agony is Self-Imposed, Insane Logic is Exposed. The Only case I Acquiesce, When I Wake up in a Mess, If the Time left on the Clock, Delays the Punishment of Shock. But the Thing that Jerks my Jaws, If I … Read moreMy Alarm Clock
My first Cell Phone was a Brick, Had the Size and Just as Think. Next a Flip Phone on the Docket, I could Put it in my Pocket. A Smaller Flip then Soon to Ring, But kept Losing the Darn Thing. Blackberry is What came up Next, Great to Talk and to Text. iPhone then … Read moreMy Cell Phone History
Why use Cups when Got the Holder, couldn’t State it any Bolder. Directly to Your mouth can Feed, Longer straw is All you Need. Lemons into Lemonade, great Ideas from Goofs are Made. Spilled my Drink and said, “Oh dear,” then Though I’ve got something Here. Pets would Like it for a Lick, Swimming Fish … Read moreClumsy