Bob Grant At this Age I must Admit, Muppets for Me is a Hit! Characters and All the Rest, Swedish Chef is the Best! Year was Nineteen Seventy-Five, Henson brought this Guy Alive. Chef is saying “Bork, Bork, Bork!”, What a Marvelous Cooking Dork! Accent always Makes me Grin, Throw Utensils is a Win. Cooking Chicken for … Read more“The Swedish Chef”
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There’s Dancer, Prancer, Donner, and Blitzen – the Elves, Mrs. Santa Claus too, who work hard all year – so Santa may bring – a wonderful Christmas to you. A workshop up North there’s Rudolph and friends, white snow, and those presents they make, a new friend this year – whom I’ll tell you about … Read moreSanta & Cupcake
Turned Thirteen and could Drive, Had a License – Felt Alive. Christmas Season – Fifty Seven, AM Music – Was in Heaven. Bobby’s Song – Blasting Loud, In my Chevy – Of it Proud. With a Girl or Without, Life was Good – Was no Doubt. Then to Now his Song has Grown, Music … Read moreBobby’s Song – Then and Now
The Turkey is the Dumbest Bird – Ugly just to Boot. Call them By some Other Name – One of them Ain’t “Cute.” Red Flap lays Upon their Snout – Fact you Just can’t Miss. Courting Time when In the Air – How do they Even Kiss? Strut around with Tails all Puffed – Like … Read moreMy Advice to Turkeys Everywhere
Haunting Song – Rolling Stones, Repressed Thoughts – Make no Bones. I was Drafted – Did not Run, Hell for Some – Just Begun. Crave this Tune – Don’t know Why, Times I Listen – Never Lie. Was no Hero – Not that Guy, But I Served – Did not Die. Genius Intro – Called … Read moreA Song & A Rhyme
Once it Was an Evergreen, Then what Happened kind of Mean. Either Deer made it a Bed, Or Drunkin’ Neighbor crashed Instead. Anyway, it Was a Mess, Thought it Dead I must Confess. Branches Laying on the Ground, Almost hear a Crying Sound. In Our Yard for Quite a While, Standing there Gave Us a … Read moreLittle Toadstool Christmas Tree
Christmas Lights on the Deck, Little Early – What the Heck. Mirrored in the Fallen Rain, Doubled Imaged – Welcomed Feign. Humbug Winds Blew in Later, Angry as an Alligator. Dropped a Branch – Kind of Mean, Trying to Disrupt the Scene. Crashing Down it Missed it All, Laying in Its Damaged Sprawl. Why Destroy … Read moreChristmas Lights defeats Humbug Winds
Pigs and Wise Men – Kittens Too, French Hens, Blind Mice, in the Stew. Bears and Stooges In a Tub, Musketeers don’t Mean to Snub. Many things Have come in Three, Odd the Number I’d Agree. Benefit to Me and You, One more Larger than a Two. More is Better in most Cases, And a … Read moreWhy not Three’s?
Want to Write your Epitaph, No one Else on your Behalf? Plan it Out – Write it Down, With a Smile and Not a Frown. Profound – Simple – Up to You, Be it False – Be it True. Grave Yard, Flag Pole, or Face Book, Sit a Spell – Take a Look. Be Prepared … Read moreYour/My Epitaph