Bob Grant

There’s Dancer, Prancer, Donner, and Blitzen – the Elves, Mrs. Santa Claus too, who work hard all year – so Santa may bring – a wonderful Christmas to you. A workshop up North there’s Rudolph and friends, white snow, and those presents they make, a new friend this year – whom I’ll tell you about … Read moreSanta & Cupcake

  Turned Thirteen and could Drive, Had a License – Felt Alive. Christmas Season – Fifty Seven, AM Music – Was in Heaven. Bobby’s Song – Blasting Loud, In my Chevy – Of it Proud. With a Girl or Without, Life was Good – Was no Doubt. Then to Now his Song has Grown, Music … Read moreBobby’s Song – Then and Now

The Turkey is the Dumbest Bird – Ugly just to Boot. Call them By some Other Name – One of them Ain’t “Cute.” Red Flap lays Upon their Snout – Fact you Just can’t Miss. Courting Time when In the Air – How do they Even Kiss? Strut around with Tails all Puffed – Like … Read moreMy Advice to Turkeys Everywhere

Haunting Song – Rolling Stones, Repressed Thoughts – Make no Bones. I was Drafted – Did not Run, Hell for Some – Just Begun. Crave this Tune – Don’t know Why, Times I Listen – Never Lie. Was no Hero – Not that Guy, But I Served – Did not Die. Genius Intro – Called … Read moreA Song & A Rhyme

Once it Was an Evergreen, Then what Happened kind of Mean. Either Deer made it a Bed, Or Drunkin’ Neighbor crashed Instead. Anyway, it Was a Mess, Thought it Dead I must Confess. Branches Laying on the Ground, Almost hear a Crying Sound. In Our Yard for Quite a While, Standing there Gave Us a … Read moreLittle Toadstool Christmas Tree

Christmas Lights on the Deck, Little Early – What the Heck. Mirrored in the Fallen Rain, Doubled Imaged – Welcomed Feign. Humbug Winds Blew in Later, Angry as an Alligator. Dropped a Branch – Kind of Mean, Trying to Disrupt the Scene. Crashing Down it Missed it All, Laying in Its Damaged Sprawl. Why Destroy … Read moreChristmas Lights defeats Humbug Winds

Pigs and Wise Men – Kittens Too, French Hens, Blind Mice, in the Stew. Bears and Stooges In a Tub, Musketeers don’t Mean to Snub. Many things Have come in Three, Odd the Number I’d Agree. Benefit to Me and You, One more Larger than a Two. More is Better in most Cases, And a … Read moreWhy not Three’s?

Want to Write your Epitaph, No one Else on your Behalf? Plan it Out – Write it Down, With a Smile and Not a Frown. Profound – Simple – Up to You, Be it False – Be it True. Grave Yard, Flag Pole, or Face Book, Sit a Spell – Take a Look. Be Prepared … Read moreYour/My Epitaph

    Was my Best in Younger Years, Long Before we Drank some Beers. Just lost Track until this Stage, Reconnect at Geezer Age. Back then Never Dreamed as How, Our Life’s Journeys been ‘til Now. Daily Chat – Together Spend, Grateful To have My Best Friend. Don’t live Close – That don’t Matter, Two … Read moreGot My Best Friend Back

My solution for World Peace, Hostilities Would surely Cease. News would be a Cycle Hottie, Yes, Trot out a Porta Potty. Collect them From around the Lands, Construction Sites to Hard Rock Fans. Then select the Ripest Few, Now I’ll tell You what we’ll Do. Set Them out in Sunshine Rays, Leave them There for … Read moreWant World Peace – Try This!