Bob Grant
Trading Insults
Trading Insults seems the Way, some Converse Day to Day. Twitter, TV, Face to Face, some Lament a Sad Disgrace. Since it Seems this Will not End, an Idea to All I Send. Might sound Dumb but What the Heck, write them Out – give Direct. Mount Insults for Later Look, in your Insult Scrapping … Read moreTrading Insults
My Three Deer Friends
Three Deer Friends met Me this Morning, ‘cross the Street without Warning. I waved From my Cul-de-sac, swear Three Pair of Ears waved Back. All out For a Morning Stroll, before Heat will Take it’s Toll. Social Distance was in Play, only Briefly they would Stay. Deer went one Way – Me Another, never Bothered … Read moreMy Three Deer Friends
Covid Masks – Litter or Lotto?
Mask debates Get kind of Bitter, doomed that Some would become Litter. Saw this One while On a Walk, what Would say if It could Talk? Obviously, it was Discarded, how from Owner was it Parted? Distress, Rage, or Accident, if could Speak the Mask might Vent. Don’t be Quick to Cast Aside, lessons Past … Read moreCovid Masks – Litter or Lotto?
Horny the Horse
Horny the Horse – Boy had it Made, nose In the Air – Tail in a Braid. Mare in his Stall – Envy of Many, beautiful Mate all Knew as Fair Jenny. Horny had Eyes for Pastures around, pretty Young things he Searched for and Found. Jumped lots Of fences – ran Many a mile, … Read moreHorny the Horse
Doctor’s Office Question: “Have You Fallen?”
“Have You Fallen?” they will Say, at my Age it’s Just the Way, How the Doctor’s Visits go, as my Years advance and Grow. Guess I know Just what they Mean, on my Butt or In-between. But they Never Specify, Interpretations now Apply: For my Wife of many Years, Every day through Laughs and Tears. … Read moreDoctor’s Office Question: “Have You Fallen?”
Check Out
Check Out people Walking by, or Perhaps a New Hair Dye. Produce at the Grocery Store, wax to Put on Kitchen Floor. Check Out cars for You to Own, or the Rate for a New Loan. Clothes so You can Exercise, colors in the Day’s Sunrise. Check Out Masks to Wear in Place, hideous Upon … Read moreCheck Out
A Cognitive Election?
Naming Objects and Word Games, Number Sequence and F Names. Bloopers spoken And then Fanned, What Adult’s not Seen Thighland? One won’t Shut up – One in Hiding, State of Geezers Overriding. All sides Pressing for “Aha,” Crowning Jewel – Paste “Gotcha.” Day In/Day Out – Chaos Rules, Maybe both Come out as Fools? What … Read moreA Cognitive Election?
American Bandstand
Tik Tok, Twitter, and Facebook, Tumblr, WhatsApp, where They Look. Not to Mention all the Games, numerous – Don’t know their Names. Kids, these days, a Plethora, things of Their attention Draw. Way back When a Wonderland, on the Tube we called “Bandstand.” Got good Beat – Dance to It, get High Scores – be … Read moreAmerican Bandstand
When my Wit-iT………..
When my WiT-iT goes to S**T-iT, here I SiT-iT like a TwiT-iT, in a FiT-iT can’t RemiT-iT, want to SpiT-iT – maybe QuiT-iT? Should I FliT-iT or EmiT-iT, maybe GriT-iT not ObiT-iT? Or CommiT-iT as UnfiT-iT, or OutfiT-iT as I SpliT-iT? If I Slit-iT just to PiT-iT, so can KiT-iT in my MitT-iT, Can’t OmiT-iT … Read moreWhen my Wit-iT………..