Thunder/Lightning – What a Pain, When Moved on – Gentle Rain. Though was Wet – Did not Balk, It Was time to Take a Walk. Rain Duds, Rain Boots, and Rain Hat, Suited Up in nothing Flat. Headed down My gloss Driveway, Soothing with the Clouds of Gray. Splashed in Puddles – Walked through Weeds, … Read moreMy Walk in the Rain
Daydream – Blasted Off to Space, But that’s Really Not the Case. Made me Write this Little Ditty, “Secret Life of Bobber Mitty.” Final Shot to Win the Game, Roaring Lions I would Tame. Been that Dashing Leading Man, Turn back Time – Sure I Can. I have Brokered Worldwide Peace, Cure for Cancer I’d … Read moreI have Walter Mitty Moments
Super Size, Super Bowl, Super Glue and More, Super Strong, that Super Wax, put Upon your Floor. Super Cool, that Super Star, you Read about A Lot, Super Thin, that Super Pen, that Makes a Tiny Dot. Super Store, where you Shop, to Purchase Super Things, Super Rich, who Just might Be, Living Life like … Read moreSuper Less
“Not a Winner” – how Depressing, Lots of Losers I am Guessing. If you Play the Lottery, Those Three Words – the Most you See. This is For the Lotto Lords, Who Control the Lotto Boards, Rhymers will Sure help you Out, Win for You – Give them a Shout. They are Cleaver – They … Read more“Not a Winner”
Trading Insults seems the Way, Some Converse Day to Day. X, TV, Face to Face, Some Lament – a Sad Disgrace. Since it Seems this Will not End, An Idea to All I Send. Might sound Dumb but What the Heck, Write them Out – give Direct. Mount Insults for Later Look, In your Insult … Read moreTrade those Insults