Trees are First – It’s Understood,
Sex around Our Neighborhood.
Going at It Day and Night,
Have to Say it Just ain’t Right.
Have no Problem with Flirtation,
But Please practice Moderation.
If you Want to Procreate,
Take some Time to Find your Mate.
Orgies are Affecting Others,
So If I could Have my Druthers.
Springtime Growings in all Cases,
Go Have Sex in Other Places.
Yellow Pollen on the Cars,
Looking Like they’re Straight from Mars.
Is there a Spell that Has a Hex,
To keep these Trees from Having Sex?
Grass and Flowers next in Line,
Spring Progresses and I Whine.
I’m a Sneezin’ – I’m a Weezin’.
Nose is Runnin’ – Pollen’s Gunnin’.
Eyes are Drippin’ – Plus they’re Itchin’.
Lawn needs Mowin’ – Weeds need Pullin’.
Beds need Tillin’ – Pots need Fillin’.
Deck needs Cleanin’ – Plants need Preenin’.
Leaves need Rakin’ – Back is Achin’,
Make it Stopin’ – For my Sakin’
At this Point it’s Kind of Sad,
Falling Snow don’t Seem that Bad!!!!