Santa brings Us every Year, Things and Joy that We hold Dear. Takes off Every Christmas Eve, He Delivers – We Receive. What would Happen if One Night, Trouble Loomed along His Flight? Something Earth could Not Avoid, Collision with an Asteroid! NASA Shot and Widely Missed, Earth in Peril to Exist. Knowing what Would … Read moreWhat would Santa do with Disaster Looming?
Where is Santa Gonna Tinkle? Stress that Sure could Dull his Twinkle. Up to Now been No Solution. Need an Urgent Resolution. Stays Awake with Lots of Coffee, Maybe Chews on Caffeine Toffee? Logic tells us – Can’t you See? At some Time he Has to Pee. Spread too Thin upon this Night, Pressure builds … Read moreWhere does Santa Pee on Christmas Eve?
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There’s Dancer, Prancer, Donner, and Blitzen – the Elves, Mrs. Santa Claus too, who work hard all year – so Santa may bring – a wonderful Christmas to you. A workshop up North there’s Rudolph and friends, white snow, and those presents they make, a new friend this year – whom I’ll tell you about … Read moreSanta & Cupcake