Fried Egg Sandwich – I can Cook,
Don’t need no Darn Cooking Book.
Crack the Egg – Scrap the Shell,
Break the Yolk – Doing Well.
One Egg – Two Eggs – Three Eggs – More?
Got the Space – Why not Four?
Lots of Pepper and Some Salt,
Get too Much – Not my Fault.
On the Bread – Cut in Two,
Then the Best – Begin to Chew.
In Pure Heaven – I Enthrall,
Don’t care ’bout Cholesterol.