Got a Text just Yesterday,
One of Length I’d have to Say.
Extend my Manhood up from Squinches,
Any Length up to Five Inches.
I’m not One to Just say No,
Contemplate Until I Know.
Benefit or Disadvantage,
At My Age that Is the Gage.
Seven-seven – Do need More?
Reality Would be the Score.
Instead of Being the Big Dipper,
Catch the Darn Thing in my Zipper.