Met this Bunny at the Mall.
End of Story? Not at All.
Our Discussion – Got the Scoop,
Not here For the Younger Group.
He don’t Make the Eggs and Such,
Not a One within His Touch.
Not tied Down like Santa’s Year,
Got no Elves or Foul Reindeer.
Surfing, Sunning, Drinks with Fan,
Dance and Sing – Is His Plan.
Tail is Up for Female Bunnies,
Name Alone worth More than Monies.
Has the Best Job that is Clear,
One Day’s Work then Play all Year.