A Mouse Loved A Giraffe – As Strange as It Seems. He Loved Her in Daytime – He Loved Her in Dreams. His Friends told Him No – That just Will Not Work. You’ll Never Make Love – They Said with A Smirk. That Mouse was Determined – To Roll with His Mate. Though Odds … Read moreThe Mouse & The Giraffe
Hemorrhoids – Don’t be Annoyed, You strained Hard – Should be Enjoyed. Embarrassment – No Need to Hide, Built from Scratch – Wear with Pride. Constipation – Nasty Word, Easy Peasy is Preferred. Slide things Out without a Hitch, But sometimes Can be a Glitch. Don’t despair You’re not Alone, As You suffer On your … Read moreGot Hemorrhoids – Join Up
“Cut the Cheese” – Heard the Term? Might move Some of Us to Squirm? Love the Smell – Bouquet of It, No Mistaking it a Bit! Makes no Diff who Cuts it First, Tiny Slice or One Big Burst. At the Deli or the Store, Always Leaves me Longing More. Cheddar, Swiss, or Mozzarella, Cut … Read moreWho Cut the Cheese?
Reality can Be a Bitch, Need at Times to Make a Switch. Even for a Little While, Worries given Up for Smile. Like a Sprinkler in the Heat, Don’t last long but Really Neat. Think of something Truly Silly, Humming Bird stuck in Your Chili. Imagine Elves at Christmas Time, Getting High on Greenish Slime. … Read moreReality
Even Doctor’s are my Friend, For my Health I can Depend. But I have a Bone to Pick, A Nice Way – Will Be the Trick. Exam Rooms are Like a Cell, Just Can’t say that They are Swell. Ushered in then Close the Door, Wait from There – Sometimes a Chore. Magazines with Turned … Read moreMy Proposed Changes to a Doc’s Exam Room
Met this Bunny at the Mall. End of Story? Not at All. Our Discussion – Got the Scoop, Not here For the Younger Group. He don’t Make the Eggs and Such, Not a One within His Touch. Not tied Down like Santa’s Year, Got no Elves or Foul Reindeer. Surfing, Sunning, Drinks with Fan, Dance … Read moreHere’s – “The Easter Bunny”
The China I Knew was Welcome and Warm, Friendships I made – Most Lucky to Form. Country was Lovely – the People were Kind, Relaxed and Serene was My State of Mind. Trip to get There was Dulling at Best, Twenty-Eight hours with Marginal Rest. Excited to Hear that Landing Sound, Finally Touched Down on … Read moreTime Spent – but Not Wasted – in China