Sure You’ve seen This thing Before,
Part of It that I Abhor.
Month and Date – Ain’t so Bad,
Scroll to Year – Takes a Tad.
As I watch the Years fly By,
I just Have to Question Why,
A simple Box could now Appear,
So can just Write in the Year?
There’s lots of New Technology,
Most of It is Lost on Me.
A New Idea has come to Mind,
Brainiacs should Get Behind.
When one gets a Certain Age,
Roulette Wheel they Can Engage.
Reset your Life to Any Year,
Make that Spin without Fear.
So the Pressure’s not Too Weighty,
Lowest Year is Nineteen-Eighty.