If I could Restart in Time,
Part of Me be’d Porcupine.
Likely still need Human Skills,
But I’d Opt to Have those Quills.
Subways, Concerts, Middle Seats,
Extra Space – Welcomed Treats.
Self Defense – Kung Fu Stuff,
Puff your Quills should be Enough.
Never have a Bad Hair Day,
Any Crowd – Get your Way.
All high Points – Praise this Meets,
‘Cept for Havoc on your Sheets.