Garbage Day

Garbage Day today – Just like Every Week. As a Man and Mate – My True Worth I Seek. Did not Bare the Child – Big Wuss if I Could. Had the Joy but Not the Pain – Although feel I Should. As I do Collect – Around our Humble Home. My Male Ego supports … Read moreGarbage Day

Sorta Fit

A Hair in your Soup, A Shoe Sole with Poop. A Belch during Prayer, Or Gum on your Chair. A Nat in your Ear, A Bee in your Beer. Grit in your Eye, A Wide-Open Fly. Some Things don’t Fit, Not one Little Bit. Though Always hold Dear, I Sorta Fit Here.

Bought a Cane

Bought a Cane – To my Distain, And I named it “Bobby’s Bane.” Color Black is What I Chose, So sets Off my Choice of Clothes. Might squish Ants – But not Worms. Guts might Stick with All the Germs. Need to Learn a Trick or Two, As Majorettes and Twirlers Do. March to Songs … Read moreBought a Cane

Replacing Me?

You were Old and Just gave Out, With a Whimper not a Shout. Now we’ve Reached that Dreaded Day, When they Come Haul you Away. When it’s My Time – Just like You, Memories come into View. Hope with You I do Compare, Qualities of you Ensnare. Performed great When was Turned On, Any time … Read moreReplacing Me?