Had an Itch upon My Back,
Way to Scratch it Did I Lack.
Robot Hand you Brainiac,
Wear it Like a Fanny Pack.
Door Frame, Scissors, a Yard Stick,
Need Relief – Need it Quick.
Carpet Wiggle – Garden Rake,
Inadequate for Heaven’s Sake.
Strap it On when Going Out,
My invention You will Tout.
Scratch that Itch while Standing/Sitting,
Pat your Back when It is Fitting.
God must Not have Had this Issue,
Itch upon his Back Side Tissue.
If he Had he Would have Planned,
All to Have a Long Tail Hand.