Rise from Sleep with Makeup On,
hair in Place for A new Dawn.
Breath as Fresh as Strawberries,
and That is Just the Primaries.
Opposite from Ads I Dread,
a Minute in I got Bed Head.
Pillow lines on Face the Rule,
a Bonus is the Sticky Drool.
A Toot or Two is In the Mix,
and Bison Breath is just for Kicks.
Grumpy Bear might Just be Me,
satisfaction When I Pee.
Are they Real – Bed stuff Ads,
comfy Sheets to Mattress Pads.
If guarantee I’d Rise that Way,
for their Stuff I’d gladly Pay.