Month: December 2018
Does Santa Claus take Returns?
Does Santa Claus take Returns? Unanswered question in me Burns. On the Housetops where he Breaks, Surely there Will be Mistakes. Wrong Toy, Sizes, or just Color, Vast Complaints – Some will Holler. No Gift Receipt or even Scroll, Send Them back To the North Pole? Can’t be the Only one Who’s Stumped, if Is … Read moreDoes Santa Claus take Returns?
Just look Cute
Just look Cute and I get Things, Adorable with slightest Strings. I am Spoiled I have to Say, Trained them Both to Act this Way. Don’t do Much but must Admit, The Photos get To me a Bit. Whether Sleeping or Awake, Those darn Pictures they must Take. Funny Hats or In a Sled, Dopey … Read moreJust look Cute
The Chater Diet
Buy some Cheese – Get some Water, take Together – You have Chater. Fills you Up – Cleans you Out, makes You want to Jump and Shout. Cheddar, Gouda, or Cheese Whiz, so you’re Questioned – Ain’t their Biz. Faucet, Bottle, even Hose, if Don’t tell Them – No one Knows. Just pick Two – … Read moreThe Chater Diet
My Memory might Be the Key
My Memory might Be the Key,how Long I last To some Degree,if Still have the Energy,composing Words so Cleverly,without There being Jeopardy,of Needing a Dispensary,fighting an Infirmary,truly No way to Foresee,really No sure Guarantee,even if Hyperbole,the possible Reality,my Mind might End up Absentee.
The Hot Buzzword – “Redacted”
Who says I can’t Learn from News, Bias Facts from Pundits Ooze. Buzzword trampled – say “Redacted.” Smarty Pants surely Protracted. Not a Word I’ve ever Used, doesn’t Mean can’t be Abused. Shown in Black so All can’t See, what’s Withheld from You and Me? Played that Game when Was a Kid, not that Word … Read moreThe Hot Buzzword – “Redacted”