I got Conned by a Nine-year Old, my Granddaughter Truth be Told. Her request Was quite a Chore, had to Play it On the Floor. Took a While to Get down There, Bent my Parts and Said a Prayer. Humiliation soon to Come, way Before … Read moreGrandpa’s Mastermind Diaster
I’m partial to the Zip-up Hoodie, Wear It like a Hoodie Should-be! Cool in Front – Warm in Back. I’m a Hoodie Maniac. Quarter Zip or Over-the-Head, “Just not Right” this Rhymer Said. Slip, Fit, and Zip the Key, Easy Peasy – One, Two, Three. Those that Wore the other Styles, Saw no Reason for … Read moreHoodie Play
I tuck In My Undershirt, any Day I just might Blurt: “You may Look but Never See, A Butt Crack slide Up on Me.” Paste it To the Underwear, my Own Recipe I Swear. Ingredients involved are Rare, bribe me But I’ll Never Share. Use a Little – Use a Lot, Not too Cold – … Read moreI Tuck in My Undershirt
Life is Filled with Memories, Come and Go so Cleverly. Some are Good – Some are Bad, Some are Happy – Some are Sad. In my Case my Brain is Drained, by a Memory that is Stained. When I Walk to my Garage, reliving It in a Barrage. Offered to Run her a Bath, secretly … Read moreA Stained Memory
One in a Million – One in a Billion, maybe Up to a Gazillion? Lotto, Lightning, Not the Case, Talking ‘bout a Parking Space. Parking Lot on this Date, seemed as Large as a Small State. Filled with Cars for Miles and Miles, People walking without Smiles. Drove my Family to the Gate, this is … Read moreUp to a Gazillion