Know what I could really Dig, Three for Small and Three for Big. Wishes given To us All, Your choice Big – Your choice Small. Magic Lamps – no Recognition, kept to “Three” as a Tradition. Anytime that You see Fit, throughout Life you just Submit. Wishes solely to Dispute, what Some call our Birthday … Read moreThree for Small and Three for Big
I’m “Tech Smart” as any Gent, whose Prime Time has Come and Went. I’ll challenge any Three-Year-Old, with the Knowledge that I Hold. When I think of “Gigabytes”, eating Burgers in Two Bites. My phone’s got just “Thirty-Two,” still a Lot of Food to Chew. A “Browser”, “Scanning”, “Windows” screens, a Peeping Tom to me … Read moreTech Smart
When my WiT-iT goes to S**T-iT, here I SiT-iT like a TwiT-iT, in a FiT-iT can’t RemiT-iT, want to SpiT-iT – maybe QuiT-iT? Should I FliT-iT or EmiT-iT, maybe GriT-iT not ObiT-iT? Or CommiT-iT as UnfiT-iT, or OutfiT-iT as I SpliT-iT? If I Slit-iT just to PiT-iT, so can KiT-iT in my MitT-iT, Can’t OmiT-iT … Read moreWhen my WiT-iT goes to S**T-iT
Left or Right – Right or Wrong, Feelings Slight or Feelings Strong. Strapping pants On in this Case, or Something else In their Place. Shoes or Armpits – Politics, labels to It can Affix. Decisions Made – Live with Them, Consequences for sure Stem. Pants are Old just like Me, Experience is What I See. … Read moreLeft or Right?
Has the Fountain of Youth got You in a Bind? Some who might Say it’s just State of Mind. Perception is Key to Reality Be, I’ve got the Answer that’s Working for Me. Dogs have it Ruff when Racking up Years, Seven to One don’t Bring many Cheers. “Decades” the Counter that I’m going With, … Read moreI’m changing my Age
Our Dog wakes with Bad Bed Hair, most Strands pointing Everywhere. A couple Shakes is just Enough, to bring Her to Her normal Fluff. Great ideas In strangest Places, most of Them from Common Faces. This will Change your Chore Demeanor, “Super Shaker Carpet Cleaner.” By Remote or Auto Set, shakes the Dirt out you … Read moreSuper Shaker Carpet Cleaner
Bathrooms that Stink, a Special Wink, Seeing life’s Dishes pile Up in the Sink. Baggage you Share, Embrace and not Scare, Showing the Other you’ll Always be There. Ecstasy Run, when Coupled as One, Sleeping the Wet Side when it is Done. Cherish the Wins, Forgiving the Sins, committed Together through Thick and the Thins. … Read moreTo me Marriage Is:
Perhaps themselves They have to Blame, Politicians by a Name. Vows for Votes they Hope to Git, some Might call it Pure Bull S—t! Take Away the Urge to Lie, Negate the Need to even Try. Accumulate Bull by the Pound, tally Up how Does that Sound? Throw out Rallies – wasteful Ads, keep the … Read moreElections by the Pound