McDonald’s French Fries can grow Hair, on your Head or Anywhere. Saw it On the News Today, must be True to Come this Way. Eye Brows, Ear Lobes, even Legs, Self-Creation what it Begs. Assuming that You have to Munch, Super-Size and Quite a Bunch. Good for Inside why not Out, tape It where want … Read moreMcDonalds French Fries can Grow Hair
M-A-R-R-I-A-G-E “M” is For the “Many” beers I poured into Me. “A” is For the “Altar” I Could barely See. “R” is For the “Real” fear what’s Churnin’ down Below. “R” is For the “Ribs” and Smirks hoping I might Blow “I” is For the “Impact” as she Came my Way. “A” is For the … Read moreMy Bachelor Party (the night before) to My Wedding Day (50+ years ago)
Know what I could really Dig, Three for Small and Three for Big. Wishes given To us All, Your choice Big – Your choice Small. Magic Lamps – no Recognition, kept to “Three” as a Tradition. Anytime that You see Fit, throughout Life you just Submit. Wishes solely to Dispute, what Some call our Birthday … Read moreThree for Small and Three for Big
I’m “Tech Smart” as any Gent, whose Prime Time has Come and Went. I’ll challenge any Three-Year-Old, with the Knowledge that I Hold. When I think of “Gigabytes”, eating Burgers in Two Bites. My phone’s got just “Thirty-Two,” still a Lot of Food to Chew. A “Browser”, “Scanning”, “Windows” screens, a Peeping Tom to me … Read moreTech Smart
When my WiT-iT goes to S**T-iT, here I SiT-iT like a TwiT-iT, in a FiT-iT can’t RemiT-iT, want to SpiT-iT – maybe QuiT-iT? Should I FliT-iT or EmiT-iT, maybe GriT-iT not ObiT-iT? Or CommiT-iT as UnfiT-iT, or OutfiT-iT as I SpliT-iT? If I Slit-iT just to PiT-iT, so can KiT-iT in my MitT-iT, Can’t OmiT-iT … Read moreWhen my WiT-iT goes to S**T-iT
Left or Right – Right or Wrong, Feelings Slight or Feelings Strong. Strapping pants On in this Case, or Something else In their Place. Shoes or Armpits – Politics, labels to It can Affix. Decisions Made – Live with Them, Consequences for sure Stem. Pants are Old just like Me, Experience is What I See. … Read moreLeft or Right?
“CeeeMeee” from space is making a trip, picked out a place – fueled up the ship. Stocked up with items of value and worth, then set up a course straight for our earth. Studied the languages of all the places, set for the visit along with their faces. Took quite a while to translate it … Read more“CeeeMeee” from Outer Space
Has the Fountain of Youth got You in a Bind? Some who might Say it’s just State of Mind. Perception is Key to Reality Be, I’ve got the Answer that’s Working for Me. Dogs have it Ruff when Racking up Years, Seven to One don’t Bring many Cheers. “Decades” the Counter that I’m going With, … Read moreI’m changing my Age