Month: September 2018

Sock, Sock – Shoe, Shoe, Sock, Shoe – Sock, Shoe, If you Wear them – Which one are You? TP roll at last Gone to Bare, Top or Bottom pull from There? Swipe your Pits with Smelly Stuff, Same or Random is Enough? Salt and Pepper on your Food, which goes First or do you … Read moreWhich one are You?

“SPAM” – Mystery Mixture in a Can, Cut it, Fry it, In a Pan. When was First out On my Own, Kept me Fed – Do not Bemoan. “SPAM” – Junk that Flows to my Computer, Certainly a Persecutor. Like “Web Rabbits” Multiply, Straight to In Box Ramify. “SPAM” – A New Meaning straight to … Read moreSPAM

My Teeth and Mouth don’t get Along, just Can’t figure What is Wrong? Don’t know Why they Have to Fight? out of Nowhere want to Bite. Attack the Tongue and then Cheek, even Lip Strike seem to Seek. Drawing Blood whenever Can, think It’s part of their War Plan. Sore for Days and even Then, … Read moreThe War going on in my Mouth

The Algorithm called Spell Check, flags the Words and Saves my Neck, I can’t Spell to Save my Soul, the List is Deep – an Endless Hole. While I hear some People Talk, Mouth drops Open and I Gawk. As I watch Them insert Shoe, amazed don’t Think before they Do. “Speak Check” might Just … Read moreSpeak Check

Choc-A-BURGERS, Choc-A-FRIES, Choc-A-ICE CREAM, Choc-A-PIES Choc-A-VEGIES, Choc-A-STEW, Choc-A-ANYTHING to be New. Choc-A-PILLS for all my Ills, Choc-A-BAND AIDS for my Spills. Choc-A-CASKET, Choc-A-STONE, Choc-A-ENDLESS my last Home.

Who’s Online – Wish had a Dime, for every Time seen that Line, Perhaps I Pine just to Shine, to Make it Fine and Combine, a dollar Sign to Intertwine, to Design and Align, a special Shrine to Consign, my Porcupine a Valentine. This rhyme is Mine and Asinine.

Think we All should Have a Shell, to Crawl inside Just for a Spell, whenever we’re Not feeling Well, as Other issues I will Tell, admiration Sure to Swell, with My idea Carousel, measured in stark Decibel, shared to Point where I Excel, beyond a Stage you can Dispel, where I gathered this Intel, to … Read moreEveryone should have a Shell

A “Mentor” be a Trusted Teacher, “Tormentor” a Nasty Creature. Hero might be One who “Led,” Coward might be One who “Fled.” Why did Someone “Act” that Way, until the “Facts” it’s hard to Say? “It” appears to Me in Bits, that Song was One of 60’s “Hits.” A “Rat” can Ruin any Date, until … Read moreAh – just a Few Letters Difference

Longer than Some – Not as Long as Others, best to Refrain if had my Druthers. Pencils, Worms, and even Boards, Roads, Skirts, Extension Cords. Never challenge What you can’t Win, to Be the Longest is Not a Sin. Humble on And not Abuse, Time and Place when to Use.  

Dreamt I blasted Off to Space, but That’s really Not the Case. Made me Write this little Ditty, “Secret Life of Bobber Witty.” Final shot to Win the Game, Roaring Lions I would Tame. be that Dashing Leading Man, help Old Ladies when I Can. I would broker Worldwide Peace, cure for Cancer I’d Release. … Read moreThe Secret Life of Bobber Witty