Santa on Airplanes – Santa in Cars, Santa on Main Street – Santa in Bars. Santa on Skateboards – Santa in Boats, Santa on Horses – Santa in Coats. Santa on Posters – Santa in Tights, Santa on Windows – Santa in Lights. Santa on Beer Mugs – Santa in Dreams, Santa on Boxes – … Read moreSanta is around Us Everywhere
We have no lodge on mountain up high, We have no jet on which to fly. We have no yacht on which to ride, We have no mansion in which to hide. We have no Harley on which to cruise, We have no closet with mountains of shoes. We have no tailor to make our clothes, We have no autos … Read moreWe have no…….
Spring is Here – I do not Cheer. I’m a Sneezin’ – I’m a Weezin’. Nose is Runnin’ – Pollen’s Gunnin’. Eyes are Drippin’ – Plus they’re Itchin’. Lawn needs Mowin’ – Weeds need Pullin’. Beds need Tillin’ – Pots need Fillin’. Deck needs Cleanin’ – Plants need Preenin’. Leaves need Rakin’ – Back is … Read moreSpring is Here – I do not Cheer
For all of you Hackers – who give us such trouble, We send you a Hex in form of a Bubble. It travels through planes – it travels through trains, It travels through brains – it travels through drains, Puts gas in your guts – a rash on your butts, Puts snot in your nose … Read moreThe Hacker’s Hex