Month: September 2018

Double-Jointed ain’t a Term, That some Doctors hold as Firm. Hypermotion some Might Say, Joints directing The wrong Way. This Condition is a Trick, Conceited Folks just might Pick. Pump themselves up With a Whack, Patting hard Upon their Back. Accolades bestowed by “ME,” Greatest One but They might See, As they Strut at Bloated … Read moreDouble-Jointed

First day of School – In the Fourth Grade, Another Warm Photo and Memories Made. So many Pictures taken These Days, Modern Contraptions – so Many Ways. Still no Objections to Have me Around, Tells me She Loves me – Feelings Abound. As She moves Upward in Age and in School, Hope still Considers her … Read moreMemories Made – Memories Recalled

Only with Greenies were His perfect Match. Green all Around him In this Sheltered Patch. His world rather Small but Really no Care, Comfort in Green around Everywhere. Then Judgement Day his World came Apart, Shipped off to Market in a Greenies Cart. The shock of His Life – this Young Greenie Fellow, Others were … Read moreGeorge the Green Pepper

Clams, Bucks, Dinero, Scratch, Wad, Seem to Blow. Bones, Dough, even Bread, the Bank Statement always Dread. No Windfall or Mega Pot, What I Have is What I Got. Be the Case up To my End, Hard to Make – Easy to Spend.

We are Unique in many Ways, in Our own Internal Maze. In a Car or On a Bus, left Behind is Some of Us. Enemies or maybe Friends, Which is Which it all Depends, Who we Meet along our Trek, Peaceful Sail to Big Train Wreck. Some will Come and Some will Go, Names for … Read moreDawn and Nell and also Art

In a Bank or in a Store, Drive-thru lanes and even More. Whatever Line when All is Done, seem to Pick the Slowest One. Is it Fate or Just poor Luck, the Fastest Line I’m never Stuck. Loser stamped For all to See, he’ll Never win the Lottery. At my Age so What’s the Hurry? … Read moreThe Line

No Way I Could Shave My Legs, how To do it Question Begs. Fall in Shower – Drown in Tub, just My starting Problems Bub. Blood Transfusion to Begin, from The first Nick in my Shin. As I move Up to my Knee, Plastic Surgeons shout with Glee. When come Close to Private Parts, Super … Read moreNo Way Could I Shave My Legs

Got my Green Vest from Girl Scouts, could join Boy Scouts there’s no Doubts. Like it Better in my Troop, Yucky Boys aren’t in our Group.

Might be Grapes – Bananas too, anything You just might Chew. Any Berries that you Choose, what You pick You might Bruise. Some are Good – Some are Bad, Some Might throw Away I’d Add. There are Some that Just plain Smell, so There goes my Rhymes as Well.

My “Guy Genes” got lost Somewhere, questions if I have a Pair? Was not One to Work on Cars, engines Seemed like Built on Mars. DAD – “The Home Improvement Don,” could have Built the Parthenon. On my Hide he’d Liked to Wail, could Not pound Down a Straight Nail. Cardboard Kitchen – up All … Read moreMechanically Challenged