Month: September 2018

Calls a droppin’ left and right, Dead Zones loomin’ – it’s a fright. Screamin’ here – Screamin’ there, think some lost their Underwear! Since the “Powers” have no Cure, an “Old Time Trick” will work for sure. Here to please the Screamin’ Fans, a length of String and Two Tin Cans.

Llamas running in the street, and we have a front row seat. From the ground and in the air, cameras follow everywhere. Ballpark feline running wild, and the crowd is getting riled. But it scampers all for naught, as most times it just gets caught. Bears, Moose, and Squirrels too, throw some Cougars in the … Read moreAs seen on TV

Power Washer – Power Ranger, always seeking further danger. Dispatched by the “Powers Dear,” morphed into what you see here. Hat and gloves and boots to boot. “Magic Wand” I point and shoot. At “HER” service fighting grime, I “must” conquer every time. Grills and bricks and weeds that grew, decks and chairs and driveways … Read morePower Washer/Power Ranger

This is such a Belly Buster, all the giggles I can muster. On my back and whirl around, the best I’ve heard and that’s “Paws” down. What was done that got me rolling, results I saw from falsehood polling. Check this out – a real hooter, Dogs – not Cats – were voted cuter.

All my socks are obstinate, yet nowhere close to opulent. They flee from me at every chance, for what I’ve coined the “Scatter Dance.” It’s been that way for many years, and has – at times – caused “Socking Tears.” They just can’t seem to get along, with their mates where they belong. It starts … Read moreMy Obstinate Socks

Don’t play Twister with a Cat, sometimes they are such a brat. Keep you swirling on the mat, ‘til your body just goes splat. Spin the dial in nothing flat, thinks that you’re an acrobat. When they win just tip your hat, be a “Kitty Diplomat.”

My Aging Mailbox still standing strong. It is in bad shape don’t get me wrong. Rusted – Battered – Tilted – Old, heat in Summers – Winters cold. Been struck by bats – guess as the ball? How long has it stood – just can’t recall? The looks to me don’t matter much, that it … Read moreMy Aging Mailbox

Tis’ the story of Shelley the Seal, whose “Silliness” I will reveal. You’ll find her almost any place, to put a smile upon your face. You might see her at Christmas time, sledding down in purple slime. Or sitting by large flower pots, wearing rainbow Polka Dots. There she is on mountain high, putting beans … Read moreShelley the Silly Seal

This story’s ’bout a kind of school, that some might think is really cool. A place where you’d just have to play, and almost always get your way. Talk and just plain run around, or throw yourself upon the ground. Math and reading would be bad, just play games on your iPad. Lunch would be … Read moreWhich kind of School?

Have you seen bright rainbow horns, on deer, or goats, or unicorns? Cotton candy on the trees? Tiny sweaters on the bees? There’s no limit what you’ll find, when pretending in your mind. From orange goats to giant pup, they’re in the Land of Make Things Up. Whatever’s there is up to you, for how … Read moreRainbow Horns