Month: September 2018

Some think I need Manhood Tutors, ‘cause I’ve never Been to Hooters. Guess I don’t See what’s so Neat, ‘bout Burgers made from Owl Meat? Perhaps should Check the Mystique there, heard it’s ‘Bout strange Underwear? Might be a Sandwich – Triple Deckers, made from Meat of Woody Peckers?

Choices all have Consequences, difficult to Straddle Fences. Some are even Monumental, for Your future Instrumental. The Choice I make but Always Lose, and to Some it might Amuse. Internally I “always” Wine, when Pick the “slowest” Checkout Line.

Thoughts are Always in our Head, from Waking Hours to Sleep in Bed. Some productive with Forethought, others End Up all for Naught. Thoughts are Hard to Quantify, by any Measure you’d Apply. But “Thoughtful” might be Overall, the Best when there’s No Thought at All.

I never Will forget the Time, that I Pulled out a Nasty Dime, from some Gooey Purple Slime, then Decided it was Mine, it is Really not a Crime, to take and Wash off all that Grime, and Bring it Back into its Prime, without the Use of one Enzyme, with Elbow Grease and Pantomime, … Read moreA Rhyme – to Rhyme – with Rhyme

The Sun it Shines in Morning Light, polish Gold ‘til it Shines Bright. Wax the Car to Shinning Sheen, shine your Shoes until they Gleam. Things that Shine sure Catch the Eye, it’s a Fact but not sure Why? Got a Question that’s not Minor, where’s the Shine in a BIG Shiner?

Writing Rhyme is Fun for Me, nowhere Close to Poetry. When a Thought pops in my Head, soon to Print it starts to Spread. Subject matter Limitless, though in Truth I must Confess, Picking Fruit or Racing Runners, some Turn out Better than Others.

Today I witnessed Quite a Thing, the B-2 Stealth – a Flying Wing. In the Skies – Stunning Pictorial, for the World War One Memorial. Gliding through the Air so Strong, to Delight the KC Throng. Back this Plane or not too Sold, it’s sure a Sight to Behold.

Want to have Creds then Delay the Dead’s, experience Stores life’s Facts in our Heads. No need for Schooling – No need for Books, live Long enough – you Get second Looks. So put out that Ciggy – cut back on the Beer, walk ‘stead of Ride to reduce your Rear. Make healthy Choices from … Read moreWant to have Creds?

Everybody needs a Cause, to get Behind with some Applause. Raise those Banners – wave those Signs, don’t Set it Out on “Thee” Sidelines. I’ve thought it Out and here’s my Stand, I give you Choice of either Hand. If you’re Out or just at Home, join my Cause – I’m so Alone. Reach for … Read moreA Cause

Millions spent to Find a Cure, ills that Make our Life Unsure. Pitch the Drugs that others Guard, the Simple Cure is in my Yard. Whenever We are In a Drought, my Weeds quickly Start to Sprout. Dig Them – spray Them – even Swear, but They still grow Everywhere! Throw out Test Tubes – … Read moreThe Simple Cure