The Channel Surfers Antitrust

Channel Surfers – a Lost Breed?
Gadgets now – What’s the Need?
Proudly state That I am One,
Networks sure do Spoil the Fun.

Commercials pay For what I View,
still Don’t like Them – Nothing New.
One comes On – I grab my Panel,
Another’s on the Other Channel!

So I Guess I’ve had My Fill,
Stand with Me – I hope You Will.
File for Broke or for Bust,
the Channel Surfers Antitrust.