Cindy Crawford’s Fifty-one, She and Pepsi’s not Undone. Super Bowls – forgot who Met, Great Commercials not Forget. Last one Made me Change my Drink, New one Sure – What do you Think? Watch her Now – you Bet I Can, I’ve got Eyes like any Man. When she Reaches my Plateau, be Ninety-three Don’t … Read moreCindy Crawford
If we were Moles and Lived in Holes, we Could set the Earth’s Controls. No Pollution – Global Warming, Oceans Rising – Weather Storming. Wastelands, Glaciers – all in Use, Room for All so no Abuse. Minor changes Would not Hurt, have To be Some Flavored Dirt. Ice Cream, Pizza, and French Fries, Burgers, Hot … Read moreWe should have been Moles
Things you should Shut Down: Toilet Bowl that Overflows, Snot that’s Dripping from you Nose. Lights whenever Leave a Room, Bathroom Door to halt the Fume. Phones though Left to some Debate, so Pets don’t Roam – the Backyard Gate. Eyelids so That you can Sleep, Tunes so Hearing you will Keep. Things you should … Read moreWhat you should Shut Down – What you should not Shut Down
I Flunked Spelling in Grade School, Wish back Then there was a Tool, like Spell Check to Give me Aid, Perhaps I’d got a Passing Grade? Confusing word like Syllable, my Spell Brain’s not Tillable. “One” is Not too Tough for “Me,” “Two” is Harder to “Degree.” “Three” might need “Inquiry.” “Four” pressing “Hyperbole.” “Five” … Read moreMy Spelling???
Super Geezers – Just some Teasers Civilities rambunctious Sneezers. Belch at any Time of Day, no Concerns of What they Say Have no Time for Politics, Pick their Noses just for Kicks. Speak their Minds without a Care, take a Nap most Anywhere. Cranky if They want to Be, Dirty Jokes and Laugh with Glee. … Read moreSuper Geezers
Super Duper Geezerettes, Have their Own Unique Assets. I’m just Stating long known Facts, stops Old Geezers in their Tracks. Geezers pain – There ain’t no Way, Pains in the Butt they Just might Say. Dirty Jokes – Keeping Score? Call it Out and Raise one More. Brag about Their own Grandkids, Embellishments no one … Read moreSuper Duper Geezerettes
McDonald’s French Fries can grow Hair, on your Head or Anywhere. Saw it On the News Today, must be True to Come this Way. Eye Brows, Ear Lobes, even Legs, Self-Creation what it Begs. Assuming that You have to Munch, Super-Size and Quite a Bunch. Good for Inside why not Out, tape It where want … Read moreMcDonalds French Fries can Grow Hair