Speak Check

The Algorithm called Spell Check, flags the Words and Saves my Neck, I can’t Spell to Save my Soul, the List is Deep – an Endless Hole. While I hear some People Talk, Mouth drops Open and I Gawk. As I watch Them insert Shoe, amazed don’t Think before they Do. “Speak Check” might Just … Read moreSpeak Check

Who’s Online?

Who’s Online – Wish had a Dime, for every Time seen that Line, Perhaps I Pine just to Shine, to Make it Fine and Combine, a dollar Sign to Intertwine, to Design and Align, a special Shrine to Consign, my Porcupine a Valentine. This rhyme is Mine and Asinine.

Longer than Some

Longer than Some – Not as Long as Others, best to Refrain if had my Druthers. Pencils, Worms, and even Boards, Roads, Skirts, Extension Cords. Never challenge What you can’t Win, to Be the Longest is Not a Sin. Humble on And not Abuse, Time and Place when to Use.  

English Expressions????

I am Not the First who Questions, Meaning of English Expressions???? If you Keep an “Open Mind,” Brains fall Out and Hard to Find. “Penny for Your Thoughts” seems Light, “Two Cents Worth” reply is Slight. Why do People yell “Heads Up,” when Mostly they Want you to Duck? “Win Hands Down” or Loose Hands … Read moreEnglish Expressions????

Sing in Colors

Sing the Blues when You’re low Down, no Smiles there – just Wear a Frown. Sing the Reds when Got Desire, Hotter than a Telephone Wire. Orange Songs when feel Creative, New Ideas and Innovative, Sing of Yellow when you’re Happy, show That you’re Not feeling Crappy. Sing of Green when Feel the Money, Dance … Read moreSing in Colors

The Grateful Rhyme Rebel

Rhyme with Only the last Word, Time the First word is now Heard. From the first Thought in my Head, Come the last Rhymes in my Bed. Ain’t my Crack at being Clever, Paint it That way Would be Never. Time and Reason don’t Compel, I’m the “Grateful Rhyme Rebel.”

My Bad

“My Bad” quip – What does it Mean? Major, Minor, In-between? “My Bad” hands – “My Bad” toes, “My Bad” hair Juts from my Nose. “My Bad” cow – “My Bad” duck, “My Bad” time with Lotto Luck. “My Bad” grass – “My Bad” deck, “My Bad” bounce with “My Bad” check. “My Bad” clothes … Read moreMy Bad