Day: September 27, 2018
The Channel Surfers Antitrust
Channel Surfers – a Lost Breed? Gadgets now – What’s the Need? Proudly state That I am One, Networks sure do Spoil the Fun. Commercials pay For what I View, still Don’t like Them – Nothing New. One comes On – I grab my Panel, Another’s on the Other Channel! So I Guess I’ve had … Read moreThe Channel Surfers Antitrust
Golfing Fish
I don’t Golf but That don’t Matter, got Ideas like the Mad Hatter. Genetics here Would be the Key, Gift to Golfers would be Free. Take the Best from All the Fish, collect Them in a Petri Dish. Here the Magic I Release, to Create my Masterpiece. Place in Hazards that are Wet, ain’t no … Read moreGolfing Fish
Alpha – the King
The Alpha Male rules the Pack, ain’t No One who Gives him Flack. But they Might not Always Win, one Example I begin. ‘bout four thousand Year Ago, there Ruled a King so In the Know. Name of Alpha – It’s no Lie, believed He was a Super Guy. Some who Served him At his … Read moreAlpha – the King
I lost my Gummy Bear
Had Myself a Gummy Bear, then I Lost it – Don’t know Where? Nothing out There to Prepare, for that Loss – It’s so Unfair. I was In such Deep Despair, there Was nothing to Repair, what I Felt was so Unfair, Challenging my Own Welfare. So I sought my Favorite Chair, Fell to Sleep … Read moreI lost my Gummy Bear
Sneeze Power
Have you Ever just to Please, tried to Stifle a Big Sneeze. Hold your Nose – Water your Eyes, Plugged up Ears, which Is not Wise. I have Lived past Seven-two, Experience screams a Redo. can’t go Back though that’d be Nice, So I offer this Advice. At a Meeting or a Bar, take a … Read moreSneeze Power