My first Cell Phone was a Brick,
Had the Size and Just as Think.
Next a Flip Phone on the Docket,
I could Put it in my Pocket.
A Smaller Flip then Soon to Ring,
But kept Losing the Darn Thing.
Blackberry is What came up Next,
Great to Talk and to Text.
iPhone then came With no Number,
Purchased it And did not Cumber.
It’s the Truth – Surely the Case,
I helped Apple launch to Space.
iPhone Five my Current Plan,
And I feel Like half a Man.
But with It I think I’ll Stick,
Waiting for the Coming Brick.