This Old Man & YouTube

R-E-S-P-E-C-T, that’s what YouTube means to Me. Not to Post my Aging Mug, just Hear Old Songs I Dug. Never liked the Flip DJ’s, turned me Off in many Ways. Always seemed to miss the Mark, not the Case with Young Dick Clark. Memory, well It’s kind of Shot, glad the Internet I Got. Pick … Read moreThis Old Man & YouTube

Breast Milk & Sex

At Seven-one — Seen/Heard it All, the Dreams alone are Standing Tall. So I felt this Was the Time, to Bare my Soul in This Here Rhyme. Sex peaks our Imagination, been that Way since our Creation. So I’ll share My Storied Past, even though None ever Asked. Stimulating some might Say, guess I’ve Tried … Read moreBreast Milk & Sex

The First Day of First Grade

Another year Has rolled Around, never Fails to me Astound. This Little Girl my Spirits Lift, I know That She’s a Precious Gift. Grandpa is what She calls Me, name me Grateful – I’d Agree. Hope she’ll Always understand, what Photos mean to this Old Man.

Hooters

Some think I need Manhood Tutors, ‘cause I’ve never Been to Hooters. Guess I don’t See what’s so Neat, ‘bout Burgers made from Owl Meat? Perhaps should Check the Mystique there, heard it’s ‘Bout strange Underwear? Might be a Sandwich – Triple Deckers, made from Meat of Woody Peckers?

Choices

Choices all have Consequences, difficult to Straddle Fences. Some are even Monumental, for Your future Instrumental. The Choice I make but Always Lose, and to Some it might Amuse. Internally I “always” Wine, when Pick the “slowest” Checkout Line.

Thoughts

Thoughts are Always in our Head, from Waking Hours to Sleep in Bed. Some productive with Forethought, others End Up all for Naught. Thoughts are Hard to Quantify, by any Measure you’d Apply. But “Thoughtful” might be Overall, the Best when there’s No Thought at All.