Those who’ve Passed a Certain Age, might Remember Roadside Rage. Not the Kind that Made you Mad, now they’re Gone and It’s just Sad. Well before the Internet, was their Talent – Yes you Bet. Rhyming with a Sense of Humor, for Everyone – Not just Consumer. Driving down a Two-lane Road, filled with Boredom … Read moreBurma Shave Signs
Villain’s went to Outer Space, to drop Old Superman in Place. For Me don’t Need to Go so Far, just let Me near a Chocolate Bar. Lose all Control – Weak in the Knees, like Hair Cut for old Hercules. Eyes they Bulge out Of my Head, this is Heaven – must be Dead. Chocolate … Read moreMy Kryptonite
Seems High Crimes and Misdemeanors, “MIGHT” bring down Unlawful Leaders? Then there Are the Average Joe’s, where Guilt just Oozes Head to Toe’s. Punishment should be Severe, and Future Wrath most surely Fear. Think twice What happened in the Past, and Stop this Practice – First and Last. Can’t blame It on that “Little Elf,” … Read moreHigh Crimes & Misdomeanors
Went Shoe Shopping with my Mate, did so Freely – not a Date. Still felt Manly – had no Fears, I’ve been Doing it for Years. As I View the Shoes Galore, wonder ‘Bout the many More, thar in Stores around the Earth, If my Thoughts have any Worth? What if Place them End to … Read moreShoe Shopping
Some folks Just might Call me Crazy, hopefully Not known as Lazy. Sitting down Can be Relaxing, Spinning Butts is rather Taxing. My calm Face just a Veneer, Time and Space – they Disappear. Worries in my Life are Gone, I’m just Focused hanging On. Was too Young to ride Alone, Volunteered – so why … Read moreSpinning Butts
To Fish a “Stream” there’s Nothing Better, Pure Enjoyment – doesn’t Fetter. A “Stream” of Blood keeps Me Alive, and Puts my Heart in Overdrive. A “Stream” of Light can Make things Right, on a Dark and Gloomy Night. Music that you “Stream” Direct, your Mood for sure It can Affect. A “Stream” of Words … Read moreStream
The Metric System makes me Numb, almost Always feeling Dumb. I am Told divide by Ten, but still Confused I can’t Pretend. Useless on my Trusty Rule, just Like when ‘twas back in School. “It’s so Simple” is the Rage, can’t Convince me At my Age. A 10K run Just seems Bazaar, all I know … Read moreThe Metric System
Are those You see and Them you Don’t, some You fix – Most you Won’t. Baggage comes With any Link, some Relationships they Sink. People can’t Live Day and Night, without a Scrabble or a Fight. Warts show Up and stick Around, live with Them or Battleground? Fifty Years show Many Warts, Have to Tell … Read moreWarts