My Store Bought Teeth

Lost some Teeth along the Way, quite a Few I’d have to Say. Got my Fake ones just Today, ready for New Foods to Slay. Got, again, Full Set of Teeth, on Top and Underneath. Got ones Now for those I’ve Lost, yet to Know if Worth the Cost. What I’m Missing – Snap them … Read moreMy Store Bought Teeth

Ducks in a Row

See the Ducks all in a Row, the “Real Story” you should Know. A symbol that they “Do” have Starch, “Really” is a Protest March. Lower taxes – Better schools? Equal “All Ducks” hiring Rules? Here to Tell the Real Reason, Immunity at Hunting Season.

Unwelcome Food Tasters

Do you Long to do Unmasking, Those who Taste food without Asking? Folks that really Alienate, Souls that Take food Off your Plate! Slapping Hands – Scolding Words, punishment That’s for the Birds. Ensure their Tasting won’t Repeat, Encase their Hands in Thick Concrete.

Tinkle

Pee in the Pools – Pee in the Showers, Can mess up your Day – Damage your Flowers. Ashamed to Admit in this Epilogue, with Enough Beers can Pee like a Dog. A Natural Function of God’s own Design, If given the Task – it Wouldn’t be Mine. A simple Solution would be my Cure, … Read moreTinkle

Huh?

I’m hard of Hearing – least what I’m Told, tried Hearing Aids – never been Sold. Sounds from Afar drown Out what is Near, a Jumbled Mess is all that I Hear. When Young I reacted to Everyone’s Voice, that’s how I Succeeded – did Not have a Choice. Now that I’m Older no need … Read moreHuh?

Stop Lights don’t Discriminate

Stop Lights don’t Discriminate, though Sometimes they can make you Late. Stop is Red – Go is Green, Yellow’s careful In-between. Benefit to What we Said, with Stop Lights planted in our Head? Before the Words shot Out our Mouth, Yellow’d guard from heading South.