Aging

Met an Old Friend – not Seen in a While, looked Kind of the Same – even his Smile. The Changes in him Seemed rather Dire, reminded me Some of a Traveled Car Tire. The Time that Elapsed – about Fifty Years, with Plenty of Memories and Numerous Beers. His shape was the Same – … Read moreAging

How to Cheat Death

Want to Hold Off the Grim Reaper? Here’s Advice that is a Keeper. Situation Birthing It, all my Suits no longer Fit. Wore one Almost every Day, in my World that was the Way. Since I left the Hustle-Bustle, ‘round my Waist I’ve grown more Muscle. Death, for sure, Can’t be Addressed, If not look … Read moreHow to Cheat Death

Idle Hands

Idle Hands – the Devil’s Workshop, in the Rat Race – could not Stop. If Hands slowed – knew in my Gut, Someone surely Kicks my Butt. When I Slid past Seventy, Hands and Me made a Decree. Our whole Being would not Snap, if took Time to take a Nap.

I can’t Spell!!!!!!!

Confession that’s a Long time Coming, at my Age somewhat Mind Numbing. In my Youth was not Precocious, as my Spelling was Atrocious Through the Years it’s not Improved, no Matter what I Tried or Dooed. Throughout school that Trait was Deaf, never Gained more than an “F.” Now have Spell Check – what a … Read moreI can’t Spell!!!!!!!

Hydrant Heroes

Fire Hydrants just sit There, Tough and Strong but have no Flair. Afternoon or in the Morning, Exceptions, sure, but mainly Boring. Arm the Kids with Paint and Brush, have some Fun – “Kiddie Lush.” Multicolored bright Designs, Polka Dots to Wavy Lines. Show all what Creation Means, make into Snow Cone Machines. Get the … Read moreHydrant Heroes

Personal Sex Lubricants

I still Like to Get up Early, some Might call me Kind of Squirrely Then I Do my Exercise, read Somewhere that Makes me Wise. While I sweat I watch TV, catch the News to some Degree. Products hawked are quite Diverse, of your Funds they hope Disperse. Flashlights that Beam to the Moon, pillow … Read morePersonal Sex Lubricants

The Plumber

The house we Live in is quite “Old,” it’s latest Saga I Unfold. Reality, at times, is Bleak, as “Aging Us” – Pipes start to Leak. This time ‘Twas the Kitchen Sink, basement Water in a Blink. Called the Plumber – came at Noon, my poor Wallet – not Immune. I stayed Close but did … Read moreThe Plumber

The Balls Family

The Balls – a Farming Family, lots of Land without a Tree. The family Almost going Broke, until their Young son Harry spoke, “Our land is Meant for fruit to Grow, and then the Benefits we’ll Sew.” plus He added this I Swear, “Grow a Pear and build from There.” Now they’re Known as Super … Read moreThe Balls Family