NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE – the signs are everywhere –
if people want to look that way – who am I to care?
I think it’s a conspiracy – on Chests, and Toes, and Feet –
if we ban together – injustice we can beat!
Let’s contact Politicians – they’ll gladly get on board –
support this grassroots movement – votes a sure reward.
Super PAC’s, Super Facts, Super Anything at all –
no doorway is too wide – no business it too tall.
The Press will really scoop it up – they surely can’t resist –
and those that are against us – they never will be missed.
So jump on board straight away – no need to get nervous –
yell it loud for all the hear – WEAR SHOES, WEAR SHIRT, NO SERVICE!