Day: September 24, 2018

Calls a droppin’ left and right, Dead Zones loomin’ – it’s a fright. Screamin’ here – Screamin’ there, think some lost their Underwear! Since the “Powers” have no Cure, an “Old Time Trick” will work for sure. Here to please the Screamin’ Fans, a length of String and Two Tin Cans.

Llamas running in the street, and we have a front row seat. From the ground and in the air, cameras follow everywhere. Ballpark feline running wild, and the crowd is getting riled. But it scampers all for naught, as most times it just gets caught. Bears, Moose, and Squirrels too, throw some Cougars in the … Read moreAs seen on TV

Power Washer – Power Ranger, always seeking further danger. Dispatched by the “Powers Dear,” morphed into what you see here. Hat and gloves and boots to boot. “Magic Wand” I point and shoot. At “HER” service fighting grime, I “must” conquer every time. Grills and bricks and weeds that grew, decks and chairs and driveways … Read morePower Washer/Power Ranger

This is such a Belly Buster, all the giggles I can muster. On my back and whirl around, the best I’ve heard and that’s “Paws” down. What was done that got me rolling, results I saw from falsehood polling. Check this out – a real hooter, Dogs – not Cats – were voted cuter.

All my socks are obstinate, yet nowhere close to opulent. They flee from me at every chance, for what I’ve coined the “Scatter Dance.” It’s been that way for many years, and has – at times – caused “Socking Tears.” They just can’t seem to get along, with their mates where they belong. It starts … Read moreMy Obstinate Socks

Don’t play Twister with a Cat, sometimes they are such a brat. Keep you swirling on the mat, ‘til your body just goes splat. Spin the dial in nothing flat, thinks that you’re an acrobat. When they win just tip your hat, be a “Kitty Diplomat.”