Hacking, Smacking, such a Mess.
Voting’s finished – Not the Stress.
Anger, Slander, just to Start.
Seems we’re Growing more Apart.
Next time Up have a Suggestion,
equal All would Be no Question.
count is Fair and When it’s Done,
who’s got the Most will have Won.
No TV Ads – no Grandstand Rally’s,
or Billboards dotting Hills and Valleys.
Door to Door would Be the Rules,
and Selling Skills the only Tools.
Up at Dawn and To late Night,
candidates would Have to Write,
orders Building towards an End,
a victory They could Defend.
Tally true And in plain View,
the Loser then Bids fond Adieu.
The winner Picked – and Not by Bookies,
the Victor sold more Girl Scout Cookies.