He-Man Truck

Drive thru is a way of life, at least it is for me and wife. Yesterday was our bad luck, got behind a He-Man Truck. Dual tires – stunning gear, massive bumper in the rear. Testosterone flowed off in plumes, including gagging diesel fumes. Tail pipe stuck right in our face, could not move or … Read moreHe-Man Truck

Oysters

Apologies if I offend, my wonderment I can’t pretend. How it rings Libido’s bells, resembling snot in ugly shells. At the age of Seven-One, I’d sure have to eat a Ton. Before I morphed to “Machine Dude,” the puking sounds would kill the Mood.

Confession of a Radical

When I’m out and have to go, I am TP’s Bandido. Café, Airport, Hospital, make me one Hot Radical!. Single ply is such a laugh, best it does is create chafe. Grab all extra I can get, and cram it in the Damn Toilet!

Before the 50 Years

Fifty years we’ve been together, beat the odds’ symbolic weather. Still old memories make me tingle, back when I was firmly single. Most times stirred when hear a song, from a place that’s so long gone. Seems it’s always ‘bout a girl, back my thoughts begin to swirl. Relationships that did not last, now a … Read moreBefore the 50 Years

Patience

Patience is a learned virtue, benefits for me and you. Might be handy anyplace – must be weighed from case to case. Standing close to dynamite, with a fuse that’s burning bright. Patience might just be your doom, if you wait to watch the Boom!

Apps & Seniors

There’s Apps for this and Apps for that, from finding a product to starting a chat. The world is changing and so should we, not Tweedeldum or Tweedledee. “Apps” just mean you download somethin’, don’t call Old Folks a dumb Bumpkin.  Believe the meaning for us Dinosaurs, “Always Progressive Productive Seniors.”

My Battle with Socks

In our house I do the laundry, some might feel I’ve crossed a boundary? Even iron ‘cause I can, Modern or a Lesser Man? Biggest battles are with socks, leads me to internal talks. In nice pairs into the hamper, then from there they seem to scamper. Tried mesh bags but went nowhere, when tangled … Read moreMy Battle with Socks

A Tip about Marriage

Marriage is a compromise, fifty years – gotten wise. Advice to all – a friendly chat, let Spouse control the Thermostat. Sometimes cold – sometimes hot, it’s just right – not a lot. This assistance – worth a ton, part of Marriage One – O – One.