Geraldine the Christmas Gnat,
on Santa’s ear she proudly sat.
Obscure in Christmas royalty,
but don’t dismiss her loyalty.
She has an army serving strong,
to tell if you’ve done right or wrong.
She’s key to Santa’s northern pack,
important news she’s keeping track.
Her soldiers serve her far and wide,
with true devotion and with pride.
They buzz around and make you swat,
annoyance’s are not for naught.
For as they fly around your face,
they find out things you can’t erase.
Reports to Santa does insure,
the kinds of presents you’ll secure.