Be it cold or allergies –
it’s for certain you will sneeze.
Running beak and aching limbs,
in pure hell your body swims.
Drink your fluids – take those pills,
nothing works then comes the chills.
Bundled up in layered clothes,
no air getting through your nose.
Grab those tissues – wad them up,
’round your face you try to cup.
Take a breath – hold it some,
sure relief is quick to come.
Building steam you blow it out,
contents take a different route.
All around you it has massed,
you’ve just had a Booger Blast.