See them almost Every Day,
As we Move along Our Way.
Some in Person – Some are Not
Most are There within Eyeshot.
Bagels, Buttons, and Swiss Cheese,
Records, Tires, if you Please.
Barrels, Old Socks, Wedding Rings,
Cannons, Bathtubs, Other Things.
There are Holes – Should not be There
Damns and Roads – Make us Beware.
Roofs, Boats, Nylon Hose,
Grocery Bags and Underclothes.
Folks have Holes – Ears and Mouth,
With some People they Head South.
Like the Char in Volcanoes,
Simple Spotting “Real Ashholes.”