Perhaps there’d Be no Argument,
if Robots ran for President.
Program them with All the Traits,
built in Mass from All the States.
Issues would Be Up for Votes,
meaningless Would be the Quotes.
Software’d be Reality,
throw out Personality.
Finals be a Blowout Bowl,
we Could scrap A final poll.
Robot standing At the End,
be the One that We would Send.
Cancel out the Millions Spent,
that Leads to So much Discontent.
Day and Night the “Pres” would Toil,
and Only need a Can of Oil.