I am Old but Get up Early,
guess It makes Me kind of Surly.
Get straight To my old Routine,
in my Dungeon can’t be Seen.
Elliptical don’t Hurt my Knees,
exercise For this Old Geez.
Watch the News upon the Tube,
most I see Is such a Rube.
Commercials they hope Geared for Me,
Extend my Life to Sex with Glee.
If my Interest hope to Spark,
they have Sadly missed the Mark.