“Eat your Vegetables or No Desert,” Started Young – Did not Convert. The smell Alone – a Casserole, Floating Peas – it Took its Toll. Stewed Tomatoes and Cream Corn, Cooking Cabbage gone Airborne. Brussel Sprouts – Asparagus, If did not Puke – Was a Plus. Turnips, Beets, and Artichoke, Just the Thought gives Me … Read moreVegetables!@#$%&!!!!!!
WORDS can sway what people do, some WORDS thrown at me and you, unequivocal WORDS that make you mad, beware of those WORDS that bias might pad, think before speaking WORDS that leave your lips, idiom variation true – loose WORDS do sink ships, from single syllables on up to the WORDS in herds, don’t … Read moreWORDS
What is Snot? What Is Not? Why’s the Snot Upon you Got? Is Not Snot a Word been Taught? Snot’s Not quite as Dry as Aught? Is Not Snot from Cold you Caught? Snot Is Not a Beauty Spot! Is Not Snot a Melting Pot? Boogers, Blood – Does not Clot? What … Read moreMy Thoughts on Snot’s
Can open a Jar in nothing Flat, Pop a Top – I can do That. Twist a Bit – Long Neck Bottle, Open it Up – Press on the Throttle. Open the Blinds – Pull on the Cord, Open the Cage – Pigeons Soared. Open the Valve – Water Flows, Easy as Pie so How … Read moreMy Cereal Box Frustration
“CeeeMeee” from Space is Making a Trip, Picked out a Place – Fueled Up the Ship. Stocked Up with Items of Value and Worth, Set up a Course straight for Our Earth. Studied the Languages – All of the Places, Set Data Base for All of their Faces. Took quite a While to Translate it … Read moreCeeeMeee’s Trip to Earth
It’s the Place he Likes to Roam, ‘Cause it’s Heaven and his Home. God does Things at Times up There, Falls on Us and Everywhere. If he Suffers from a Cold, Humidifier’s in the Fold. Coming down with Little Sizzle, Dreary Days with Pesky Drizzle. Turning Sprinklers on his Lawn, From the Night ‘til Early … Read moreGod’s Unintended Consequence
Those Darn Masks! We thought Through! May come Back – the Bird Flu? If that Happens – Learn from Past, Not Forever it will Last. Extra Masks – Might be You, Here’s Ideas what to Do: Slippers, Napkin, Fanny Pack, Mushrooms – Curlers – Jewelry Sack. Store your Glasses – Lipstick too, … Read moreAn Oldie may Become a Newbie – Again!
Costco-Walgreens-CVS, Offer Self-Check? That’s a Yes. No more Human Real Faces, Rather Kiosks in their Places. Sam’s and Others move High Tech, Another System – Seems a Wreck. My solution – do I Dare, Fix that Mess of Our Healthcare. Acting as “The Idea Proctor,” Eliminate Seeing a Doctor. No Waiting Times – Appointment Stages, … Read moreSelf-Check Healthcare
You now have Me at Wits End!!! Seems that You Won’t even Bend!!! Not asking You to be My Mate, Simply wanting just One Date. Texted you on Squirrel Talk, Break the Ice – a Simple Walk. Brought you Nuts – even Corn, Through your Snub – Have to Morn. Turn my Back – Done … Read moreMe at Wits End!!!
Were Three Owls on the Deck, Might seem Fake – Alive through Tech. Like Three Monkeys they are Not, Opposite, are Self-Taught. One Sees All that’s Going On, Day or Night – Thereupon. One Hears All of Everything, Breaking News to Neighbor’s Fling, One is always Jabbering, Any Subject – Blabbering. Thinking of their Own … Read moreThree Owls not Three Monkeys