Bob Grant Call me Old and Out of Touch, Perhaps you’re Right – Use as a Crutch. Memories of My Younger Years, Maybe share Within my Peers? I recall in Different Times, Gas not More than a Few Dimes. Crusin’ Main – Ridin’ Slow, Whether being Sun or Snow. Music Blasting from my Dash, No concerns about … Read moreCrusin’ Main
From a Guy named Gerstenzang, The Idea for Q-Tips Sprang. Toothpick/Cotton by his Wife, Sprang a Change for Daily Life. ‘Course they’re Used for Cleaning Ears, Been that Way for Many Years. From the Day they were Invented, Many Options Represented. Erase the Scuffs from Leather Shoes, Dash away your Snotting Ooze. Clean the Crud … Read moreQ-Tips
“Skin” should Be like Paper Clothes, Use it Once and then Dispose. One for Work – One for Play, One for Comfort – Day to Day. Light or Dark – Black or White, Polka Dot might look Just Right. Tan would Come in any Shade, Melanoma not be Made. Hair would Be an Added Choice, … Read more“Skin”
BIG or little – Fiddle Diddle, First or Last or in the Middle? Words upon the Page they Seed, Which Ones are the First you Read? Tiny can be Sizable, Jumbo Short advisable. Scant so Vast you cannot See, Huge the Brief down To his Knee. Slight to Large her Taste in Clams, Vast to Short … Read moreBIG – or – little?
Super Size, Super Bowl, Super Glue and More, Super Strong, that Super Wax, put Upon your Floor. Super Cool, that Super Star, you Read about A Lot, Super Thin, that Super Pen, that Makes a Tiny Dot. Super Store, where you Shop, to Purchase Super Things, Super Rich, who Just might Be, Living Life like … Read more“Super”
Donald and Daisy have Split Up, Mickey and Minnie it’s a Yup. Switched up Partners Yesterday, Don’t care What the Others Say. Huey changed His name to Bart, Dewey changed His name to Art. Louie set Himself Apart, Wants to Now be Known as Fart. Goofy’s Brain Is off the Charts, Just plays Dumb for … Read moreFake News – For Real!!!!!
Decisions, Decisions – What will you Do? If Corn on the Cob is Handed to You? Point to the Left – Point to the Right, Leave it the Same or Switch it in Flight? Eat it in Rows – Go back and Forth? Or Straight around – South to the North? Wipe Off your Face … Read moreDecisions Surrounding – Corn on the Cob
I would Like a Pet Mosquito, That Would be Extremely Neat-O, And to Truly do it Right, I would Have to Name it “Bite.” Adopt it While it’s Still an Egg, ’For it’s Thirst for Blood is Played. Take it On a Path that’s Shrewd, Wean it Slow on all Junk Food. Prolong Life through … Read moreBite and Me
WORDS can sway what people do, some WORDS thrown at me and you, unequivocal WORDS that make you mad, beware of those WORDS that bias might pad, think before speaking WORDS that leave your lips, idiom variation true – loose WORDS do sink ships, from single syllables on up to the WORDS in herds, don’t … Read moreWORDS Direction
“Not a Winner” – how Depressing, Lots of Losers I am Guessing. If you Play the Lottery, Those Three Words the Most you See. This is For the Lotto Lords, Who Control the Lotto Boards, Rhymers will Sure help you Out, A Win here – Give them a Shout. They are Cleaver – They are … Read moreFor “All” Lottery Officials