A Fried Egg Sandwich

Fried Egg Sandwich – I can Cook, Don’t need no Darn Cooking Book. Crack the Egg – Scrap the Shell, Break the Yolk – Doing Well. One Egg – Two Eggs – Three Eggs – More? Got the Space – Why not Four? Lots of Pepper and Some Salt, Get too Much – Not my … Read moreA Fried Egg Sandwich

Cupcake’s Rhyme for Her Vet

Our Grand Lady is 13 years old.  She was acting strange lately – eating everything in site – including delicious cat poop in our backyard (generously supplied by our neighborhood felines).  She also started licking our carpet.  The Vet diagnosed her with Cushing’s Disease and she will soon be receiving edible chicken flavored medication.  We … Read moreCupcake’s Rhyme for Her Vet

Second Helpings?

Second Helpings – Pig or Not, Guess Depends on What you Got? It’s right There in Front of you, Big Decisions – What to Do? Burgers, French Fries, Favorite Brew, Ice Cream, Cookies, Irish Stew. Lobster, Chocolate, Fine Tex Mex, Roast Beef, Gravy, even Sex. Go with Gusto for the Gold, Brave and Strong – … Read moreSecond Helpings?

Got Wheels/Drive-Thru

Fast Food Lanes – We are well Versed, Yet these Photos Show a First. In this Case she Brought her Wheels, To the Drive-Thru for Some Deals. Came her Turn she Moved right Up, Placed her Order – That’s a Yup. Then Advanced to Give her Pay, From her Walker was her Way. Next she … Read moreGot Wheels/Drive-Thru

Got Hemorrhoids – Join Up

Hemorrhoids – Don’t be Annoyed, You strained Hard – Should be Enjoyed. Embarrassment – No Need to Hide, Built from Scratch – Wear with Pride.  Constipation – Nasty Word, Easy Peasy is Preferred. Slide things Out without a Hitch, But sometimes Can be a Glitch. Don’t despair You’re not Alone, As You suffer On your … Read moreGot Hemorrhoids – Join Up

Who Cut the Cheese?

“Cut the Cheese” – Heard the Term? Might move Some of Us to Squirm? Love the Smell – Bouquet of It, No Mistaking it a Bit! Makes no Diff who Cuts it First, Tiny Slice or One Big Burst. At the Deli or the Store, Always Leaves me Longing More. Cheddar, Swiss, or Mozzarella, Cut … Read moreWho Cut the Cheese?