Bob Grant Want to Be Noncommittal? Straddle Fences – Gain Acquittal? Answer All with just “No-es,” My Word rhyming with Finesse No need For the Fifth Amendment, It will Mark your True Intendment, Neither “Yes” – Neither “No,” Honest is Not Apropos. Use the Word as You see Fit, Confidence It will Emit. When in Doubt you … Read more“No-es”
Intestines Were an Afterthought, R&D – Not a Lot. Time for Testing way too Short, Not Enough of Tech Support. God made Things like Trees and Flowers, On those Smells – He worked for Hours. Perfume on a Sunny Day, Know He made it Be that Way. Intentions for what’s Passed from Us, Smell’s supposed … Read moreOur Intestines
Who’s “mailer-daemon” – Just Like to Know, Returning my Words from Where they Should Go. Not Nice in the Least – Just Turns them Around, No Reason is Given – Just Rude and Shut Down. No, “You might Try This” – “You might Try that,” Rather quite Rude – Being a Brat! If met Face to … Read moreMail Delivery Subsystem
My Wife Sleeps with Andy Reid, Frozen Mustache – Yes Indeed. Also keeps His Glasses On, Fun Galore – and Beyond! Travis Kelce might be Next, Further Shirts – In Her Specs? Seems the Bed is rather Crowded, Place in Line – rather Doubted? Have One Thing I don’t Possess, Time to Change for My … Read moreMy Wife Sleeps with Andy Reid
Current Rock to when Began, Eric Clapton is the Man! Guitar Genius in my View, From his Cords I don’t Eschew. Both of Us are Close in Age, But I’ve Never played On Stage. Song Above turns Quite Bizarre, When I play my Air Guitar! Please don’t Write those Old Guys off, Still Around and … Read moreShould not Shock – Old Guys Rock!!!!
There’s Dancer, Prancer, Donner, and Blitzen – the Elves, Mrs. Santa Claus too, who work hard all year – so Santa may bring – a wonderful Christmas to you. A workshop up North there’s Rudolph and friends, white snow, and those presents they make, a new friend this year – whom I’ll tell you about … Read moreSanta’s “New” Little Helper
Way back When the World Began, God worked Hard to create “Man.” As ideas from Then were Sprung, Must have Been extremely Young. Spry and Strong – Feeling those Oats, Sure would Like to See the Notes. Prostate – Smostate – was a Thought, Haste was Not within the Plot. Time has Passed – Billions … Read moreThe Prostate Story
Cars and Trucks will Sure have Crashes, Need Fixed Up when There are Smashes. If on Top or Underneath, You can Get the Same for Teeth. Speeding Down that Sugar High, Later You might Question Why? Blow past Red Light in your Head, Bottle Cap with Teeth Instead. And the Date you Don’t Think Twice, … Read moreKirby’s Tooth Collision Center
“Social” “Security” is a Misnomer, Like When a Bunt turns into a Homer. Perhaps call it Cash – Yours in the End? That Goes in a Pool for Others to Spend. If want “Security” in “Social” Places, Must have the Creds to turn People’s Faces. BFF with Handsome George Clooney, Steve Martin, of course, when … Read moreWhat Social Security should Be