Have you Ever been Dumped?

“You deserve Better” – “I need my Space,”
Whether in Texting or to Your Face.
“I need a Break” – “Let’s just be Friends,”
No matter the Reason – It’s how it then Ends.

Yes, I’ve been Dumped – Many a Times,
Now I Confess – just One in My Rhymes.
Happened In College – So long Ago,
Funny is Now – Then it was Woe.

Going to be Gone – for a Football Game,
She had to Go Home – Excuse rather Lame.
Borrowed my Car so She could drive There,
I will be Careful – Drive Safely I Swear.

A few Months from Then is When I got Dumped,
She told Me the Reason and my Spirit Slumped.
Then it Sure Hurt – Now quite Bizarre,
Seems she Got Pregnant – Back of my Car!