From a Guy named Gerstenzang,
The Idea for Q-Tips Sprang.
Toothpick/Cotton by his Wife,
Sprang a Change for Daily Life.
‘Course they’re Used for Cleaning Ears,
Been that Way for Many Years.
From the Day they were Invented,
Many Options Represented.
Erase the Scuffs from Leather Shoes,
Dash away your Snotting Ooze.
Clean the Crud from Jewelry,
Make them Shine – no Foolery.
Clean your Car where Friends have Hurled,
Pluck the Cracks where Cats have Curled.
Light a Candle without Fuss,
Clean Hair Dryers – Is a Plus.
Create Art without A Brush,
Dab Hair Dye when in A Rush.
Cleaning Nooks – Computer Keys,
Imagination – If you Please.
Now I make a Big Announcement,
Not Construed as A Denouncement.
A New Tale though Not a Mock,
Be Old Bob and the Q-Stock.