Pastries are my Big Downfall,
Filled or Not – Large or Small.
Polish off in Nothing Flat,
Proudly Wear my “Pastry Fat.”
“Long Johns” are My favorite Choice,
Though Today I heard a Voice,
As I Stare through Baker Panes,
Wondered Why there’s no “Long Janes?”
So right Now let’s Start a Wave,
Stand with Me – Strong and Brave.
Take this Message ‘cross the Land,
Boost “Long Janes” Hand in Hand.
Rewards come as Bakers Pause,
All join Us and With our Cause,
“Pros” will Flourish with No “Cons,”
“Long Janes” Equal to “Long Johns.”