The Turkey is the Dumbest Bird –
Ugly just to Boot.
Call them By some Other Name –
One of them Ain’t “Cute.”
Red Flap lays Upon their Snout –
Fact you Just can’t Miss.
Courting Time when In the Air –
How do they Even Kiss?
Strut around with Tails all Puffed –
Like they’re the Chosen Few.
Surely Sing a Different Tune –
If they Only Knew.
Are around For just One Role –
Really is Their Fate.
Cooked and With the Massive Food –
Piled upon A Plate!
My Advice to All Turkeys:
Seems this Year you’re Popular –
Really in Demand.
Beware of Compliments and Such –
To your Ego Fanned.
If you’re Told how Great You Look,
On a Given Day.
Don’t believe What they Might Say,
And Run the Other Way!